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I'm off for what is euphamistically called a family vacation (running after my sister's kids =/= relaxing, imho) with no internet access. I'll be back next week. If anybody has anything they think I should see, please link it to this post.

In the meantime, don't do anything I wouldn't do! (That should give everybody plenty of leeway, I think.) See ya guys next week!

Homecoming (drabble)
This fic is rated: G
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Prompt:

fordsflappers, I'd like a Movie-verse!LOTR about Frodo and Sam re-entering the abandoned Bag End for the first time.
Warnings: movieverse, angst
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Author's Note: this turned out darker than I thought it would.
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Disclaimer: Tolkien’s. Just borrowing. Please don’t sue!

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Alone Together (I Want To Be) Swingtown: Susan/Trina
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Q&A, (Sarah/Cameron)
This fic is rated: PG-13 for implications
Fandom: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Characters/Pairing: Sarah/Cameron
Summary: Cameron won't shut up.
For the

d_or_c drabble-a-thon's prompt Sarah/Cameron, death
Warnings: lotsa implied girlsexings
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted

were_lemur,

sarahcameron,

d_or_c
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Disclaimer: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles is distinctly and emphatically NOT MINE. This FanFic is an act of love, not profit.

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In Place of a Dark Lord (2/36): A Realignment of Fates
This fic is rated: G this chapter, PG-13 overall
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters: the Fellowship, Galadriel
Summary: What would have happened if Galadriel accepted the Ring from Frodo?
Series warnings: au, violence, character death, my own mixture of bookverse and movieverse, a complete and utter lack of pr0n.
Word Count: 669
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Author's Note: also, an experiment in writing in the omniscient POV.
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Disclaimer: Tolkien’s. Just borrowing. Please don’t sue!

The story so far.

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Birth Day (HAPPYVERSE)
This fic is rated: G
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters: Denethor, Boromir, OFC
Summary: Grandpa!Denethor
Warnings: HAPPYVERSE; Denethor lives to dandle his grandchildren on his knees, Boromir's married to a nice Gondorian girl, and everyone is -- you guessed it -- happy.
Word Count: 191
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
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Disclaimer: Tolkien’s. Just borrowing. Please don’t sue!

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This is you brain on sleep-deprivation ...
I was reading GAFF and someone mentioned that Padme actually "had something like a reason to give up hope" and given my current obsession with Denethor and my dislike of the whole "lost the will to live" I suppose the crossover was inevitable.

Denethor: Two living children and she just gives up?

Padme: Well, my husband had just fallen to the Dark Side.

Denethor: Doesn't take much, does it?

Padme: Excuse me, Mr. Flaming Plunge of Death ...

Denethor: I take it you gave up on reading the book, too?

Padme: Oh, shut up.

The Sues, they are Haunting my Dreams!
Or one of them, anyway; I dreamed that I was in Middle-Earth. But not exactly "me," I was Boromir's teenage daughter, in some AU where both Boromir and Denethor had survived the War.

It was really a plotless wonder of a dream; all that happened was that me and my siblings and cousins played Rangers and Orcs in a forest in Ithilien, where we were visiting Uncle Faramir and Aunt Eowyn, and after that was planning on bugging Grandfather for some proper historical details for a tapestry I was working on, but I woke up before it got that far.

It was a fun dream. And now I want to write Happyverse fics. *looks squirrelly* Hey, it could be a lot worse; by

deleterius's standards she's pretty mild. Her only real crimes are existing and causing Boromir and Denethor to survive; she's not an angsty!Sue or a rebel!Sue or eru forbid a BAMF!Sue. Maybe a bit of a tomboy (see the playing of Rangers and Orcs) but really just a nice, normal Gondorian girl.

Current Mood: amused

Five Things that Never Happened to Denethor, Steward of Gondor
This fic is rated: PG for Violence
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters: Denethor, others
Summary: Five things that never happened to Denethor.
Warnings: character death, violence, a few minor OFCs, au, angst
Word Count: 500
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted

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5_nevers,

sons_of_gondor,

steward_fics
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Disclaimer: Tolkien’s. Just borrowing. Please don’t sue!

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Hey everybody!

jedi_em wrote a Mace/Qui-Gon drabble for me! It's sad and introspective and has slashy overtones without being all about the shippy stuff. So check it out!

Also, I still have six prompts available in my meme post, if anyone's interested.

Watching TTT
So I was watching the Two Towers extended edition today and ... wow. I'd forgotten about asshole!Denethor in this one. Somehow it seems more egregious here; after all, in RotK he was clearly nuts, but here he is, in control of his faculties, and being an utter jerk all the same.

I'm definitely going to have to go for a blended canon for IPOADL; my visual references are all movieverse, but movie!Denethor? Not happening.

*sigh* I should probably warn for that.

On the upside, I got the outline finalized. :D Planning on posting Chapter Two sometime in the next week, and Chapter Three within two weeks from then.

Math for Crazy People
According to the Eowyn Challenge (which is a very handy resource), it's 535 miles from Minas Tirith to Isengard, and another 693 miles from Isengard to Rivendell, for a total of 1228 miles.

The Walk Time Calculator Suggests a pace of between 2.5 and 3 miles per hour. (I think my guys can probably do about 3.5 -- they're not going to be enjoying the scenery. Rounds up to 351 hours travel time.

Assume they're going to be going when they're not sleeping (16 hours), that's 22 days. Which seems like too little time.

Especially considering the "issues" that I'm going to be throwing at them.

(Personally, I really wouldn't buy them making the journey in under two months. After all, in Canon, it took the walkers 2 months to get from Rivendell to the Falls of Rauros. Though they did have to make a few course corrections. Still, they were all fit, at the time.

Hmmm ...

Anyway, I should probably head off to bed. Seeing as I have to be at work in just over six hours.

Current Mood: geeky

Meme!
Ganked from

dianora2

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Journey of the Sorceror (Rupert Giles/Ethan Rayne)
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Help Me Through the Nigh (Padmé/Dormé)
This fic is rated: PG
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters/Pairing: Dormé/Padmé (unrequited)
Timeline: just before RotS
Summary: a quiet act of devotion
For

slashthedrabble's prompt 167: Eagles song titles (Help Me Make it Through The Night)
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted

were_lemur,

skywalker_days,

starwars_saffic,

slashthedrabble
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: George Lucas owns Star Wars. I own a 22-year-old pickup truck. I hope that Mr. Lucas will accept this story as the tribute to his genius it is, and not sue me for what little I have. No infringement is intended, no profit is being made.

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Sarah/Cameron drabbles (Eagles Titles Challenge)
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A Matter of Perspective (drabble set)
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I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! ;)
So this is

sestina_week.

I've never written one, but thanks to

ithiliana's tutorial, I thought I'd give it a shot. And since Denethor's been lurking around my brain ...

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A couple of vids I think people on my flist might enjoy. :D

I've still got six drabbles available; reply here if you're interested.

Also, (because stretching myself is a good thing, right?) I'll add Buffy/Angel, Firefly/Serenity, Babylon 5/Crusade, and Classic Trek, TNG, and DS9 to the mix.